oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Randomize
