smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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