I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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