Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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