He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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