I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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