I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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