Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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