is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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