R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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