Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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