Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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