i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
smell my finger.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Randomize
