If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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