please come you make the beer taste better
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
