what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Man, jail baloney is awful.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Blood and glitter go together right?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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