Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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