I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Floor bacon is actually really good
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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