My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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