I need to stop coming to work sober
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
