are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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