OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just want nice things and good sex
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
