"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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