I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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