talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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