i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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