If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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