Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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