And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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