Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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