She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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