I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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