the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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