I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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