Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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