Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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