i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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