i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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