I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize