I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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