Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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