Sponge bath it is.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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