Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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