no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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