Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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