I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
