Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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