im about as happy as oj after his trial
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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