she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
im calling her cock vulture from now on
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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