Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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