due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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