But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Randomize
