Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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