I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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